double wet dream

When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream

Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!

SWA

Shoe Whore Affliction / Shoe Whore Addition
Someone who buys way too many shoes.

My SWA is in trouble with this outlet mall opening up 3 miles from my house.

Damn, my SWA. How many Vikings purple shoes does a man need?

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