bull fuck

A cornstarch and water mixture used in thickening stews, sauces, etc. The term has been used by U.S. Army mess hall cooks, and it is presumably derived from its resemblance to bull semen.

A bull fuck is often used when making shit on a shingle.

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alton brown

Thomas Dolby's evil twin (or at least a dead ringer for him). Has a cooking show on the Food Network.

One of my favorite episodes is when Alton Brown shows how to brew your own beer.

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Boilermaker

A cocktail made by dropping a shot of whiskey (or whisky if you're a Scot or Canadian) into a glass of beer. Great for those who don't like straight booze but hate sweet mixers.

Boilermakers are good for time management. They make me twice as drunk in the same amount of time!

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Unibroue

The best (and questionably the only) thing that ever came out of Quebec! A brewery that puts out high gravity beers such as Trois Pistoles, Fin du Monde, and (my favorite), Maudite.

Most of these beers are around 9% ABV. It's no wonder that on a visit to a Hull pub, I had a hard time walking a straight line after drinking 5 Maudites!

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bock

A very strong lager beer traditionally brewed in winter to celebrate the coming spring. Full-bodied, malty, well-hopped. Darker, sweeter, and heavier than typical beers, made for six weeks in the spring from the residue left in the vats before they are cleaned. Double Bock is an even stronger version.

It only takes a few bottles of Sam Adams Double Bock to make me talk funny and fall down.

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T. I. Bridge

Thousand Islands Bridge. Extremely cool to sail under in a boat, but I wouldn't advise walking across it if you're acrophobic!

You can get to Gananoque from the U.S. mainland via the T.I. Bridge.

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dickne

Dick acne. Essentially, a whitehead or blackhead found on the frenulum.

I bet if I wasn't circumcised, I probably wouldn't be getting any dickne.

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