Whitesnake

An alcoholic beverage in the Louisiana Slushie family. To prepare: pour cheap white wine over ice in a red plastic Solo cup. Add a tab of trucker speed and stir. Garnish rim with bubble gum flavored Chap-Stick. Serve in the backseat of a car parked in a convenience store parking lot. Def Leppard soundtrack optional.

Hey man, my girlfriend's fixin' to fight Crystal in a minute. Mix us a couple of Whitesnakes and pass 'em back here to the backseat. I want to get me some before her lip needs stitched.

Louisiana Slushie

An alcoholic beverage native to the Southeastern region of the United States. To prepare: pour cheap white wine over ice in a red plastic Solo cup. Serve with a piece of watermelon flavored bubble gum. See also: The Whitesnake.

"I ain't going over to Darla's trailer right now. She's been drankin' Louisiana Slushies all afternoon and just started beatin' on Ricky. His cousin called the law and I got warrants."