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Whitesnake

An alcoholic beverage in the Louisiana Slushie family. To prepare: pour cheap white wine over ice in a red plastic Solo cup. Add a tab of trucker speed and stir. Garnish rim with bubble gum flavored Chap-Stick. Serve in the backseat of a car parked in a convenience store parking lot. Def Leppard soundtrack optional.

Hey man, my girlfriend's fixin' to fight Crystal in a minute. Mix us a couple of Whitesnakes and pass 'em back here to the backseat. I want to get me some before her lip needs stitched.

by Beer Shart February 26, 2011


Louisiana Slushie

An alcoholic beverage native to the Southeastern region of the United States. To prepare: pour cheap white wine over ice in a red plastic Solo cup. Serve with a piece of watermelon flavored bubble gum. See also: The Whitesnake.

"I ain't going over to Darla's trailer right now. She's been drankin' Louisiana Slushies all afternoon and just started beatin' on Ricky. His cousin called the law and I got warrants."

by Beer Shart January 29, 2011