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Gun-Free Zone

1) To the Radical, disgruntled individual- this defines a "Free Kills", little to NO resistance area, for a maximum head count.
2) A place where the Law Abiding Citizen is not allowed to protect themself against an ARMED assailant. Because LAWS only work on law abiding citizens, not mental basket cases, Religious Radicals and criminals.

MANIFESTO- "The Cleaner"
" I am going to go into ____________, where it is a listed "Gun-Free Zone," I will get more kills for the cause than ________ did, and might get on the front page of TIME magazine. (Scenario)

by Beer420 August 4, 2019


TardCart

"Tardcart" is a purposefully brainless person behind a wheel, or with a weapon. DANGER DANGER!
Scenario example: #leroy jenkins

1) A player in a game or person in real life, that has access to a weapon and should not. They are the type of people who can barely walk without falling over, and are likely clumsy of mind and or body. Hazard prone, and without common sense to not make a mistake, without taking victims with them.

2) A person always doing the wrong thing at the wrong time, saying the wrong things, or just plain sabotaging everything for everyone else involved.

Visual: Imagine a person riding on a gocart wearing a crash helmet. (thhrrrrptt) Now make a gocart noise, that is them.

Description: Imagine a clueless Karren actually taking action, but taking 10 people with them in a fray.

Player 1: Man, did you see the way he just ran out there, aggroed all those mobs and then ran back toward us?
Player 2: Yeah what a Tardcart.
Player 1: (makes go cart noises)

by Beer420 March 8, 2022


Millichuckle

A word used to describe the level of a joke. The idea of a joke that does not result in a laugh, or a chuckle for that matter is a Millichuckle. Not worth the air for a chuckle. Has been rated on a scale of 1-10, 10 being best.

Bob finished his joke near the office cooler, he had been working the joke over in his mind for the last 24 hours. Now at the finale of his joke, the room was silent - not even a MilliChuckle.

Then from the silence, the voice of Arthur in accounting could be heard from the back row, "Bob your joke barely had a Millichuckle rating of 3 man, don't quit your day job."

The office laughs.

by Beer420 April 22, 2011

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