vibe engineer

A Vibe Engineer is someone who engineers the vibe of a physical body or space.

I've been in a funk lately, I sure could use a vibe engineer.
This room needs a vibe engineer.

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metaphysical virus

An energetic virus contracted by hanging around people who are unconscious, un-evolved and bare the resemblance of a troll.

"I caught a metaphysical virus yesterday at that party under the 110 fwy."
"i think i caught a metaphysical virus last night from that soulless stripper."

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