philosopher

1. In ancient Greece, it refers to one who attends symposiums, in the guise of thinking, to drink with friends, speak of pederasty, and generally makes a fool of himself.

In Plato's symposium, it was less of a scholarly discussion, and more of a drinking party where they talked about pederasty.

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As far as philosophers go, Socrates was a drunk old pederast.

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ftw

FTW is backwords for WTF. It should only be used in extreme circumstances

Guy A: So I just got out of my sex change performed.
Guy B: FTW?!

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