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The act of shoving a nylon orange pylon camera up your'e ass cheeks so far that the doctor has to reach inside you to remove it.
Jack: yo what ever happened to that Latina babe you met on tinder?
Me: Oh yeah, she gave me a bad Nylon Pylon Special and I just had to fucking leave it at that.
Jack: Damn
An absolute fucking idiot who relatively has an extra brain cell.
Steve: Hey Jerry did you hear about Mrs. Smith?
Jerry: Yeah, I heard she left her leash at her house when she took her dog for a walk. What a fucking muh.
Steve: Yeah, she really is a fucking muh.
The retarded kid in class who thinks everything is food and shits himself everyday. But he's surprisingly good at Madden.
Joe: Hey, you see that chunky kid over there?
John: Yeah he's at total fucking retard
Joe: Yeah he's most likely a Wareham
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When your fucking a girl and she squeezes your'e nipples so hard you shit yourself.
Last night a fucked a bad bitch and she gave me bad Tootsie Roll Twister