Bobark

Bobark is a term used when you want to drink boba tea and skin off the bark of a tree.

I'm going to Bobark tonight in that forest.

Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.