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Queer'an

The Queer'an is the religious text that contains the teachings and dogma for moral, philosophical, and fashionable ideology. It is most closely followed by the homosexuality community.

I have a strict nightly routine. Before bed, I read a chapter or two of verse from the Queer'an, have a confessional with my hag, and then masturbate my butthole. This keeps me on the gay and narrow.

by BehodiusSquirtMonger March 9, 2015

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popeyes skin graft

A Popeyes Skin Graft is when you buy a bunch of chicken from Popeyes, with the sole purpose of removing the fried chicken skins to wrap them around another food.

I've got this idea to bake a lasagna, and then perform a Popeyes Skin Graft to it. It's a dish that will make even Iron Chef Bobby Flay's jaw drop!

I've been saving up fried chicken skins for a couple weeks now. I'm planning on sewing them together, and wrapping an entire ham. It'll be the world's largest Popeyes Skin Graft to date.

by BehodiusSquirtMonger March 9, 2015