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horny

When girls and boys have a great desire for sexual intercourse with someone of the same or different gender.

Horny-ness is cured in three ways:
1. Masturbating
2. Watching Porn (though this tends to make some people more horny and cause them to use option number one
3. Calling someone up and banging them all night long.

One day, Sally was very bored so she looked up the work "Horny" on urbandictionary.com. She began reading the examples and immediately became horny herself.

Sally instantly called her boyfriend Greg and said, "I'm wet" Greg was over in an instant.

In about five minutes both Greg and Sally's clothes were both off and the two were taking part in some foreplay. This included Greg fingering Sally and Sally giving Greg a blowjob.

Soon when Greg was super hard and Sally as wet as the ocean, Greg couldn't take it anymore.

He pounded his dick into Sally's pussy. Sally screamed in shock and joy.

As Greg went harder, faster, and deeper Sally's moans grew deeper.

Twenty minutes later Greg hit Sally's g-spot and she had an orgasm. About ten minutes after that Greg exploded inside Sally and gave her a cream pie.

After this they went into the 69 position.

This simply caused them to become even more horny and they went back to having sex.

About three hours later they were done and went to the laundromat. They had to wash Sally's sheets which were soaked in cum.

by Being Horny Is Fun May 4, 2008

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