Aggravating Blow Job Dorito

When a woman who has braces on her teeth forgets to brush before giving felatio to her man. Sometimes a tiny arrowhead sliver of a nacho cheese Dorito gets stuck between her braces and causes pain and discomfort to the penis. Ow !!

Why you got that ice cold Michelob Dry bottle on your crotch ?

That same old aggravating blow job dorito !!

You better tell that bitch to switch to cheetoes !!

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Pewber Mulch

The loose,left over pubic hair that ends up in your underwear after a trim.

" My balls we itching bad today."
" You got the crabs ??"
" No just a little pewber mulch. "

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