'Snard

What Angelenos (people from Los Angeles) call Oxnard, which most would prefer not to call anything at all, except they frequently have to drive through it. Almost always preceded by the definite article ("The 'Snard"). Derivatives exist, i. e. "Snarditude".

Five's a bitch, and Bakersfield sucks, but if we take 101, we gotta go through The 'Snard again.

Guh

The exclamation of surprise and astonishment uttered by one who unexpectedly has an apple--or other firm-fleshed variety of pome or drupe--forcefully jammed into his or her open mouth.

Tripping over the curbstone hurt my pride a little, and my toes not at all, but the last thing I wanted to do at that moment was to jam a large crabapple into Summer Bletchfield's patrician tonsils; her irate, accusatory expostulation of "GUH!" will haunt my sleepless dreams through decades of agonizing regret.