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Occurs when a girl thinks she has found a man that will make all her dreams come true. It doesn't matter about reality--because she views him as her 'beau'--she becomes oblivious to his shortcomings and is totally enamored with the smallest of things. Even a one-word text message becomes loaded with meaning for her.
(Girl looks at her phone and smiles, all dreamy-eyed)
Roommate: what's up? You look tooooo happy...
Girl: oh nothing, I just got the sweetest text from Cedric!
Roommate: (cynically) Really! What pearl of wonderfulness did he say, if you don't mind my asking..
Girl: (with stars in her eyes) he said "Sup!"
Roommate: (muttering quietly) It's the friggin' placebeau effect at work again...
Missappropriate is the state of feeling an appropriate sense of missing someone. When you don't see-- or talk to-- someone for which you have fondness, connection, strong feelings, and deep bond, you Missappropriate them.
Not to be confused with misappropriate, which is to wrongly use funds designated for one purpose for another purpose, usually for ill gain.
Example:
Rachel: I miss Douglas. I love him and enjoy his company, but now I hardly ever see him.
Alan: that's completely Missappropriate, you love him and you feel bonded to him.
An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.
Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.
Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.
Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...
Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!
Feeling knocked onto the butt, or bum, by circumstances. Synonym of down, dejected, sad or disappointed.
I realize my friend doesn't really give a shit, and now I'm bummed.
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This word concisely explains the process in which a woman reduces a man's thought processes and willpower to a level she can control by her practice of the seductive 'arts.' This is a low form of exercising control/influence over others and is primarily engaged in by women with little to no self-respect, and no respect for the man in question.
Example:
Raquelle: What's up with Johnathan? It's like his logic hopped the first train out of town! He is going against everything he ever said he wanted in a woman. He acts like "Monsieur Love," yet he has nothing to demonstrate concrete reasons for this change of mindset.
Michael: I've thought about that, read the signs... and between the lines... and firmly believe he is a victim of seduction reduction.
Raquelle: Ah, me! To be reduced so small my something that promises much but leaves emptiness in the end! May he come to his senses yet!
That voice in your head that shouts suggestions and makes demands of those around you, but it stays inside your head. Nobody ever knows unless you voice it or act on it.
For example, if you are talking to a friend that you are bonded to, love and happen to also be attracted to, the 'Silent Screamer' may show up and start saying s*** you never meant to think.
FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!
ME: Thank you! Good to see you!
SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!
ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...
FRIEND: What??
ME: What do you mean what?
FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?
ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.
FRIEND: ok...
ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)
A combination of penchant and enchanting. To have a knack for enchanting someone or something. Other forms of the word include penchanted and penchantment.
1) Angus winked at me and I was a goner... totally penchanted!
2) He took me for a walk and was so penchanting that I never wanted to leave.
3) She fainted out of the pure penchantment of the way he said her name.