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Missappropriate is the state of feeling an appropriate sense of missing someone. When you don't see-- or talk to-- someone for which you have fondness, connection, strong feelings, and deep bond, you Missappropriate them.
Not to be confused with misappropriate, which is to wrongly use funds designated for one purpose for another purpose, usually for ill gain.
Example:
Rachel: I miss Douglas. I love him and enjoy his company, but now I hardly ever see him.
Alan: that's completely Missappropriate, you love him and you feel bonded to him.
This word concisely explains the process in which a woman reduces a man's thought processes and willpower to a level she can control by her practice of the seductive 'arts.' This is a low form of exercising control/influence over others and is primarily engaged in by women with little to no self-respect, and no respect for the man in question.
Example:
Raquelle: What's up with Johnathan? It's like his logic hopped the first train out of town! He is going against everything he ever said he wanted in a woman. He acts like "Monsieur Love," yet he has nothing to demonstrate concrete reasons for this change of mindset.
Michael: I've thought about that, read the signs... and between the lines... and firmly believe he is a victim of seduction reduction.
Raquelle: Ah, me! To be reduced so small my something that promises much but leaves emptiness in the end! May he come to his senses yet!
A forbidden friend is like forbidden fruit, you may look, you may even touch, but you mus'n't cross the line of "taking" for yourself.
A forbidden friend may be a best friend, or a friend admired from a distance. A forbidden friend is unique in that there is something that causes a roadblock to complete safety with that friend--most often there is attraction and intimacy, at the same time as the friend is unavailable as a lover--possibly due to prior commitment or lack of desire of total intimacy. This creates tension and complicates what should be an easy and fulfilling friendship. Sometimes the one that desires the forbidden friend feels like creating distance since they will not attain what they want, but that is a loss for both parties. Thus, forbidden friends may continue on a rollercoaster of deepening closeness and distancing until someone closes a door, or someone opens one.
"Who were you talking to?"
Me: just a friend...
"You sounded like it was someone pretty special, not 'just' a friend.."
Me: well, it was my forbidden friend. But I can't do anything about it, so he remains just a friend.
Not to be confused with 'punishment,' a word which refers to a penalty or retribution given for some type of offense, punishmeant is way of explaining a type of word-play. If you intend a pun, but it's not exactly a proper pun, it is a pun-ish-meant.
Example:
Punster (after a new-age concert, said to another concertgoer): What a mind-banding experience!
Other person (confusedly): uh. Mind-BANDing?...
Punster: sorry, that was not a good pun... but it was a punishmeant!
Other person (shaking head): um, yeah! For sure! (Hurries away, trying to create as much distance between himself and the 'punishmeanter' as possible)
Occurs when a girl thinks she has found a man that will make all her dreams come true. It doesn't matter about reality--because she views him as her 'beau'--she becomes oblivious to his shortcomings and is totally enamored with the smallest of things. Even a one-word text message becomes loaded with meaning for her.
(Girl looks at her phone and smiles, all dreamy-eyed)
Roommate: what's up? You look tooooo happy...
Girl: oh nothing, I just got the sweetest text from Cedric!
Roommate: (cynically) Really! What pearl of wonderfulness did he say, if you don't mind my asking..
Girl: (with stars in her eyes) he said "Sup!"
Roommate: (muttering quietly) It's the friggin' placebeau effect at work again...
An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.
Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.
Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.
Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...
Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!
(Pronounced 'foe man)
Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'
There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.
Sister: what's up with Katrielle? She seems a bit down.
Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.
Sister: (looks quizzical)
Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.
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