squint scale

Squint-scale is that movement you make with your hands when you're trying to weigh two (probably equally poor) options.

Usually the person using this metaphoric motion simultaneously makes a terrible squinty face that resembles straining and intense thought.

This back and forth hand gesture closely resembles that of an old fashioned scale mechanism; one which tips in the direction of the heaviest object presented on it's metal plates.

Squint-scale is often used when you're presented with a dilema where there is a clear and obvious right answer, but that other answer that your mother would smack you for choosing is sounding pretty good.

"I should probably spend my day off working on some of these projects, chores, and life responsibilities that haunt me everyday... But... The bar is having 2 for 1 happy hour and I wouldn't want that to go to waste" (enter squint scale)

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PadSlap

When you drop your iPad (or whatever, don't get all Samsung-hot-head on me now, we all know what the concept is here) on your face while in bed.

This is also interchangeable with phoneslap or podslap, whatever the case may be.

(Disclaimer: Careful how you use it, some of the below phrases could get you in trouble with the significant other.)

"Yo I totally got padslapped last night while stalking your social media page"

"I took a serious padslapping in bed last night"

"Ooo. PadSlap! Maybe next time hold that pad with your dominant hand."

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