Girl# 1: So did you finally get freaky with Mutombo last night?
Girl# 2: hell no, he dropped his pants, I saw that Hooded Hell Hound and ran out the door.
When you shit in the shower and have to squash it down the drain with your toes
Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in