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Chilton

A place near to Newton Aycliffe which is the breeding ground of chavs, gypsies and hippies A.K.A "CHAV - CENTRAL". If you had a £1 for every brain cell in Chilton, you'd have 50p as Chilton is nothing more than a no man's land with the best thing in Chilton been a local takeaway or a co - operative, you would get more thrill from taking a shit than visiting Chilton as you fear for your life at the thought of been stabbed to death by raging 12 year old kids who hang round the shops threatening to steal your shoe laces or afterwards go raiding the bins. Chilton is a place you'd best avoid with the closest thing to bath been puddles left on the streets with the drunks laid about the streets. My advice would be to avoid this place as it's the Nickleback of towns in Durham but on the flip said atleast its not a worse as Darlo.

Non - Chilton lad: What's worse Chilton or Sunderland?
Chilton lad: I dunno?
Non - Chilton lad: Chilton as Sunderland actually know where they live is shite!
Chilton: Could be worse, could be Southmoor!

by Belmont - Big - Dick March 6, 2016

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