Belmont Hill Syndrome

A disease, endemic to belmont hill, that involves mysterious pain in the rectum, along with strange markings on the penis, almost similar to bite marks. The cause is still being studied. In Massachussetts, the only state in which it has been studied so far, it has been found at Belmont Hill, Roxbury Latin, in Provincetown, and among certain Catholic Priests.

Guy: Hey, baby, want to go out tonight?

Girlfriend: No, I just found out you have Belmont Hill Syndrome. Faggot!

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