Harrogate Pineapple

A Harrogate Pineapple is an indescribably twisted sexual practice offered as a special service in the darkened backrooms of some of the most refined and elegant-seeming tea-rooms of North Yorkshire, in the United Kingdom.

"Could I order a pot of Darjeeling, a tray of small cakes, and... er... the Harrogate Pineapple?"

"I'm sorry sir, this is not that sort of establishment. Please leave, before I have to call the Army"

Helpy

Helpy people assist in such a way that the task becomes more messy and complex and takes far longer than it would if you'd just done it yourself. Helpyness is small children or pets assisting with cooking or folding clothes, or anyone you don't know offering to help set up a tent.

Because Poppy was so helpy with the cooking, I had to clean cake mix off the ceiling.