jackpot

adverb-refers to the act of a lady going in to a sperm clinic and being impregnated with a random sperm sample. Then waiting 20 years to see how the child grows up, if their successful, jackpot.

it's not retarded, jackpot.

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Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

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iono

retarded way of spelling i don't know

whats for dinner
iono
stfu

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swindells

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!

thts so mint its like swindells

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cock snap

Pulling a limp penis to its maximum extent and letting go creating a rubberband effect known only as "cock snap".

She cock snaped me! Wow, that cock snap hurt.

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Liquor

To be in trouble.
To be in allsorts of trouble.
To be in allsorts.
To be in liquorice allsorts.
To be in liquorice
To be in liquor.

"Did you hear about Wart?"
"He's a cat?"
"Apart from that, at 3 Wise a couple of months ago he fucked a fatty and now she's pregnant... he's in liquor"

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crack rocksteady

what rude boys listen to while smoking crack

leftover crack, choking victim

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