bdawg

A hot white rapper. He is the best white rapper ever. better than Eminem. the ultimate pimp and everyone wants to be him. he so hawt

He so hot he must be a bdawg!

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treacle

n.Sweetheart.

From the cockney rhyming slang 'treacle tart'.

See Eastenders for countless examples of this and other classics such as 'you're 'aving a barf'

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dudj

a man who has an unbelievably small penis

"Yeah, I fucked him last night. He was a total dudj."

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cockello

Another name for an Italian dickhead.

1. Hey cockello, whats up?
2. Zack you are such a cockello.

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fufner

An old man who wears a hat. Usually sporting a large mustache and cardigan (knitted).

Hey, you sass that hoopy fufner? That cardigan makes him look teh smoog.

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NAACP awards

An award ceremony where black people are guarrenteed to win! Many other races and people have been persecuted more than blacks yet blacks get an award show!

I ain't racist I'm just pointing out certain wrongs within the world, I don't see any Jewish award ceremonies or Mexican ones... yet the NAACP doesn't give awards to whites and it isnt considered racist!

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Not Completely Ready

The result of using numpties to manufacture products. The reports cataloging these occurences and the oh oh spaghetti ohs leading to them are known as NCR's.

The customer has just called it appears their product was not completely ready. Can you give them a call back and take some abuse, I'm off to kick some numpties.

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