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April Fools' Day

nickname for the first day of april. the one day out of the year that practical jokes are acceptable and encouraged.

"man, that was funny when you woke your dad up at 3 in the morning on april fools day and told him the house was on fire."

by Ben April 4, 2005

7πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


funk button

noun-the personification of euphoria realeased when engaged in a pleasrable activity.

I can't take anymore i've bust my funk button.

by Ben November 16, 2003

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Vondruke

A curse word to use when the words bitch, asshole, little shit, and any other vulgar nouns are not appropriate.

You big fat vondruke.

Whats up my vondruke.

George Bush is sucks a vondruke.

by Ben January 7, 2004

50πŸ‘ 160πŸ‘Ž


carrot gland

The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.

After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.

by Ben March 15, 2005

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


2 by 4

twenty four ounce can of beer

I went to the store and asked the person behind the counter for a meal pack and she gave me a 2 by 4 and a BC Powder.(for the buzz)

by Ben March 24, 2005

18πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Ozzy

Was good in the days of the Masters (Black Sabbath) But then he got abit too high an became shit. There is also a crap show on MTV

The Osbournes is shit, why dont poeple see that? Its awful!

"O I say Jerry, He said fuck"
@HaHa! Oh how funny do the little children think this is"

by Ben August 7, 2003

6πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Benz

It can smoke a BMW or a Ferrari anyday. it is German Exotica in the form of full size sedans.

A Benz S65 can smoke a NASCAR anyday

by Ben November 11, 2003

41πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž