fngh

This is the snorting sound that nerds make when they push up their glasses.

Drew: Hi Friends! Pokemon meeting at the treehouse. You better be there at 5 PM sharp (like the tip of a space alien hovascope!) FNGH
Chris Jackson (A.K.A. High School Football star quarterback, 10 girlfriends in 5 years): Shut the hell up, NERD!
Drew: Back off before I report you to administration for insubordination and failure to comply to school guidelines set out in the policy handbook!

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sont

sexy oriental naked trio, aka a hot threesome

OMG we had such a great sont last night!

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crowning

when shit in your asshole builds up when you have to take a shit really bad.

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guard dog

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty

Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog

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Sahlmon

A man who emits foul odors similar to that of a dead salmon fish. The salmon can be found grazing the grounds of washington, dc. Sahlmon usually breeds once per lifetime, with a life expectancy of SIQ.

John: Jesus, what is that horrible smell? I'm about to vomit...
Matt: Don't worry, that's just Sahl.

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yaknahmsayin

"Do you know what I am saying?"

Damn, that shit fucked a brotha up, yaknahmsayin?

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Harry Chapin

A wrongfully overlooked singer/songwriter of the 1960s-1980s. His songs always told stories making him one of the best story tellers of all time. He gave over half of the money he'd make to charities living by the philosophy "I play one night for myself and one night for the other guy." He started an organization called World Hunger Year to help stop people from starving. He didn't have a particularly great singing voice but the songs he sang more than made up for it.

Now if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth well I wonder what would happen to this world. -- Harry Chapin