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five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
the bit between your balls and anus
notcha balls and notcha arse
the female notcha
the space between the females vagina and anus
the bit the balls biffon during sex
see camwhore
"A female who broadcasts live pictures or video of herself over the World Wide Web"
to wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex at a posh bird's house
turds and white bogroll left "as a surprise" in a public toilet.
I couldn't take a shit on the coach - the flusher was broken and it was filled with bangers and mash