Muffin

similar to a cupcake(farting and wafting in someones face), a muffin is queefing and wafting in someones face

Last night my girlfriend gave me a muffin while I was sleeping

Greasy Elbow

Not to be confused with the Japanese elbow.
When you put lube on your elbow and go to town on anyone called Bens Mother and make her taste your elbow

I gave Mrs Sharp a greasy elbow.