Darf

A darf is the male equivalent to a queef (the expelling of gas via the female genetalia). Due to the physical dynamics of the male genetalia, a ‘loading party’ is required. Common practice would suggest that the penis be inserted into an anus and flatulence (fart) be released thus ‘loading the darf’. However this step can alternatively be accomplished my blowing air into the falic body with the mouth or any other vessel containing gas. Once the darf is loaded, the gas will immediately expel from the urethra and result in a sound that has been described as mimicking that of a Kazoo. There you have it ladies and gentlemen, The Darf.

Joe inserted his hammer into her stink hole and she loaded him up with a fresh darf. He then darfed in her face.

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