taking the piss

vb. Medical.

When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.

I had to go to the clinic and the nurse took the piss out of me

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buahahahahahaha

the same as buahahahahahahaha only with one less 'ha' , to give a medium length manic laugh

oh sod it, i'm, leaving off an extra ha, but you get the message, it's a manic laugh, said the evil genius.

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terr'r

how the smirking chimp pronounces 'terror' (note the 'o')

Presidential press conference:

Smirking Chimp : "the war on terr'r will never be over..."

Journalist : "What the fuck are you talking about, it's 'terror' learn to speak English you illiterate buffon"

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fascist bullyboys

the metroplitan police

kill the niggers , break their kneecaps - we are the met boys.

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Death in custody

What happens to black people after they've been arrested by the metropolitan police but even when an inquest records a verdict of unlawful killing, no policemen are ever convicted (because criminal charges are assesed based on evidence gathered by, you've guessed it...the police!)

'sarge, I just beat a nigger to death in the cells. But he had it coming, he was giving me lip. Or he would have done if I hadn't hit him first, you know what they are like'

'don't worry son, I'll have to gather the evidence myself and of course i won't find any *wink wink* and of course there were no witnesses in this busy police station were there'

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maradona

Football player, the best of his generation undoubtedly, if not the best player of all time (cetainly the best I've seen and i've been watching football since 1974).

Famous for the so-called 'hand of god' goal against England in the 1986 world cup, demonised ever since, not as if English players ever cheat now is it?

Pathetically, was voted Scotland's 'sportsman of the century' in 1999 but this is just typical of the small minded attitude and low-level racism of most jocks.

Maradona was a great football player. What he was and is as a man is irrelevant.

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wank holiday

A self-imposed period of refraining from masturbation , usually brought on by a combination of guilt and self loathing, and/or wrist cramps, or unexpectedly finding yourself with a girlfriend.

A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.

Mike's wrists were starting to ache again, so he decided to go on a wank holiday.

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