Random
Source Code
Random
Remark frequently made by a watt in an internet conference to try and portray himself as one wild and crazy guy, whilst making 'jokes'about hitting women and dead Chinese people. What he really portrays himself as is a twat. Yes a twat.
Wibble!!!!! said the watt who also used lots of exclamation marks to try and show how wacky he was, but instead just made a bigger prick of himself than usual.
a dreary town in the even drearier east midlands whose only claim to fame is the non-existent 'outlaw' Robin Hood who was a victorian work of fiction came from nearby. Every where you look there its robin hood this robin hood that and yes, you've guessed it robin hood the other.
everyone in nottingham is proud of a non-existant person because they bizarely think tourists will want to go there.
The highly amusing manner in which americans pronounce 'squirrel' because of their absurdly exaggerated and deeply annoying drawling accent y'all.
The same mannerism makes "Terror" sound like "terr'rr"
the fat stupid american tourist made a twat of himself when he said 'look at the itty bity squerl there climbing a tree'
vb. Medical.
When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.
I had to go to the clinic and the nurse took the piss out of me
the same as buahahahahahahaha only with one less 'ha' , to give a medium length manic laugh
oh sod it, i'm, leaving off an extra ha, but you get the message, it's a manic laugh, said the evil genius.
how the smirking chimp pronounces 'terror' (note the 'o')
Presidential press conference:
Smirking Chimp : "the war on terr'r will never be over..."
Journalist : "What the fuck are you talking about, it's 'terror' learn to speak English you illiterate buffon"
What happens to black people after they've been arrested by the metropolitan police but even when an inquest records a verdict of unlawful killing, no policemen are ever convicted (because criminal charges are assesed based on evidence gathered by, you've guessed it...the police!)
'sarge, I just beat a nigger to death in the cells. But he had it coming, he was giving me lip. Or he would have done if I hadn't hit him first, you know what they are like'
'don't worry son, I'll have to gather the evidence myself and of course i won't find any *wink wink* and of course there were no witnesses in this busy police station were there'