myspace flu

An epidemic and addictive disease that spreads throughout the nation. It causes the user to go on myspace continuously every 15 seconds, leaving them mindless and thus making it the only website they'll ever go to.

Hey have you seen bob?
nah, ever since he had his myspace, he never comes out of house. he always on that fucking site, i think he has the myspace flu.

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super mario

you're not serious, are you?

if you don't know who super mario is, you deserve to get hit with a rock.

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ipod

the monopoly of mp3 players.

dude, my mom has an ipod , my sister has an ipod mini, my aunt and my cousin has an ipod nano, I have an iRiver.

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Indoor Hippie

A person that walks on their barefeet freely indoors.

Dan:Dude, your feet are fuckin' grimy!, What did you do? Step on crap or something?
Me:I don't give a rats ass,i do whatever i want, its my house.
Dan:What are you, a fucking hippie?
Me:Nah, I'm an indoor hippie, you dumbass.

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Fight Club

The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

#4 - Two guys to a fight.

#5 - One fight at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.

#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

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Friend Pruning

The act of removing multiple friends on one's friend list on social networking sites such as facebook and myspace

Why does Susan have less friends than usual on facebook?
Probably just doing a routine friend pruning on the people she doesn't like.

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w4w

Whore for Whore
It's usually a cheap way to gain popularity in myspace. People whore themselves to other people and they sort of do a trade-off in a way. If that person helps whore the other person, they'll get more friends out of it.

(Usually posted on a bulletin)
w4w!! She has 45k friends! add her and she'll get you friends!!!

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