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This term is used in English 8 ball pool where the last ball to be potted is the black. The term describes a particularly tough black.
Person 1: Looks like John's won this game.
Person 2: Yeah but he's got to pot that Mike Tyson first.
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The act of placing the penis between your legs so that it protrudes behind you and then masturbating. You are then able to observe yourself in a mirror and it will look as if you have a minge. You may then imagine that this minge belongs to the female of your choice. This can be handy if no pornography is available and the bishop is asking for a bashing.
I had to wank last night and my wife had chucked all my porn. So I had a back wank and pretend I was looking at Kate Moss.
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The act of teaching someone how to give head.
Dave: How far did you get with Mary last night?
Phil: She sucked my one eyed trouser snake in the back of my motor, almost bit my helmet off though!
Dave: Man, that bint needs some headjucation.
Feeling ill due to over-indulgence of drugs / alcohol.
Person 1: Where's Dave gone?
Person 2: He had to go for a stroll, he came over a bit quincy after that last bucket.
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