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five finger massage

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

by Ben Himschoot February 16, 2006

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Yuenglish

The language one speaks after consuming too many Yuengling beers.

"After the second pitcher of Yuengling, Rob was speaking utter Yuenglish"

by Ben Himschoot April 28, 2006

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