dimebag

A dead asshole guitarist for a bunch of second-rate bands. He sounds a whole lot better now he's been given some extra ventilation with a 9mm.

Dimebag Fan: "Oh my god! Someone just shot Dimebag! Call the cops!"
Me: "Cops are already here."
Dimebag Fan: "Why didn't they stop that guy from shooting Dimebag?"
Me: "Figure it out, asshole."

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x

Slang for Ecstasy, the finest of all designer drugs. Makes girls get all loved up and desperate to be fucked.

I dropped some X at the rave.

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oklahoma

Texas with the treach.

If Oklahoma was a person, it'd be a rubber-faced mongoloid drooling and mooing and eating its own shit and trying to convince the world that it is as good as normal people.

I thought Texas was a piece of shit until I visited Oklahoma.

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Treach

Noun. A deformity of the face that causes people to act retarded and moo and stuff and take dumps everywhere.

Damn! Dat Beyatch gots the mad treach!

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