scope out

Used when you're about to go and look at something - to check something out.

"Think I'll scope out that new charity store"

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jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

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says you

An expression of disbelief, usually uttered after a sarcastic snort and always with a tone of derision.

"I licked Britney Spear's kneecap last night!"

"<snort>, yeah - says you!"

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says who

An expression used when you hear a fact relating something that sounds absolutely unbelievable.

"Scientists have developed a watermelon that tastes of vanilla!"

"Yeah? Says who?"

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