flangetastic

(Adjective)Something pleasing of an unforeseen magnitude, often related to the female form.

Ben: Her tight little minge tasted flangetastic!

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cervix service

The act of violent intercourse in which the penis hits the cervix, often resulting in extreme pain.

Miles: Did you dick that slut hore last night?

Ben: Yeah, I gave her a right cervix service and made her cry.

Miles: Ouch!! The filthy bitch deserved it though.

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jit rat

(adjective) The dregs of society. Young socially inept, often working class cunts that hang around outside spar asking for a spare fag or fighting each other.

Jit rat: "You got a spare fag moosh?"

Member of public: "Fuck off you little jit rat!"

Jit rat: "I'm gonna get my brother to chin you out moosh"

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