god

Chuck Norris is God.

Everytime the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When you ask Chuck Norris the time he'll say "2 seconds 'til".
2 seconds later he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Proof Chuck Norris is God.

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itchweeed

Off-screen alter-ego of professional wrestler Jeff Hardy.

This character is rather abnormal, but nonetheless, comical.

If anyone wants to see it he has a myspace check it out.

Itchweeed quotes:

"I weed-eat like a mutha fucka boy"

"I multiply mutha fucka times 82"

"My 5th Daddy taught me how to play the Rake"