Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.

Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.

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Dunleavy

A default name used for the white NBA player, past or present, who's name you can never remember.

Guy1: Dude remember when Shaq threw that punch that barely missed?

Guy2: Oh yeah who was that he almost killed?

Guy1: Fuck if I know, but he was some Dunleavy type of player.

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