jdater

1. One who goes on dates he/she met on jdate
2. Someone who constantly searches profiles on the jewish dating service jdate

I've met my last three boyfriends on the internet.
Wow you are such a jdater

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Celebrity Contraction

When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina

Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.

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Aimbush

When you instant message someone the second you see them sign on, not even allowing them to put their away message up; thereby creeping them out a bit

The other day I had to aimbush one of my classmates, because sometimes she signs on and goes to take a shower. She might not have gotten the message for hours.

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elevator arithmetic

The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe.

After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.

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scenic route

An Elevator ride to or from the top or high floor of a building that stops at every floor on the way up or down.

"I tried to get out of work before those idiots downstairs in accounting so I wouldn't have to take the scenic route in the elevator ride down"

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Achoo-Stillbirth

When you feel like you're about to sneeze and it doesn't come and you feel like your head is about to explode.

John: Oh man I just had a sneeze that didn't come out.
Jake: OH, you mean an Achoo-Stillbirth . I hate those.
John: Yeah, they're almost as bad as blue balls

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Laundry Date

When a normally mundane activity (ie. food shopping or doing laundry) is given social significance when accompanied by a love\sexual interest. It can be a good way to fit semblance of a social life into a young urbanites packed schedule, or can be a way of breaking the ice.

I wanted to hang out with Mary, but I had to walk my neighboors dogs so i took her with me. It was a laundry date.

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