Soggy breakaway

When you bite the ends off of a breakaway chocolate bar, and then use it like a straw for tea until tea comes out the other side into your mouth, you have a soggy breakaway. Eat it, it'll be warm, melted chocolate, and delicious.

"Mom, put the kettle on, I've got a craving for a soggy breakaway!"

Testicle Nutblast

When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))

Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!

Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."

Mank wank

A wank with marmite.

I'm going to pick up some marmite from the shop for a mank wank

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