ben the neck

Ben the neck's are extremely big in the trouser department. They are god's when it comes to making women cream.

Ben the neck's can make a woman go from 0-60 in around 3.6 seconds.

Ben the neck's sometimes have the tendency to have their motorbikes stolen but it always works out good for them in the end.

Thief: I just stole Ben the neck's bike.

Man: your nuts mate!!!
Ben the neck: *burys him in a shallow grave*