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Ego

That part of the brain that won't shut the f*** up!

Jeez Mike, tell you're f****** Ego to shut the f*** up so you don't have to pass it on to me already.

by BenNCM January 7, 2011

51πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Already Retro

The phenomenon of something instantly becoming retro once it has been released.

Those are some nice glasses. But they're already retro!

by BenNCM June 4, 2011


Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

by BenNCM May 5, 2017


Shitness

A poor quality witness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.

by BenNCM April 2, 2011

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Gamification

The process of turning the world as it is experienced into a computer game.

"Work doesn't feel like work anymore Harry. It feels like they've got me jumping through hoops with these bonus points games the new line manager has introduced. But games are games right?. Bring it on!"

"Gamification is the word you're looking for Norris my dear lad"

by BenNCM June 21, 2011

16πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


OMFS

An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.

Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.

Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!

OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!

OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.

by BenNCM May 16, 2010

92πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


Feedom

Freedom at a price

If you want to be free then you have to pay fee. That's feedom.

by BenNCM December 20, 2011

8πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž