OMFS

An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.

Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.

Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!

OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!

OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.

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Feedom

Freedom at a price

If you want to be free then you have to pay fee. That's feedom.

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Twitpub

A pub that twits go to.

Do you fancy calling in at the Hedgehog and Centipede tonight for a quick one after work?

Are you shitting me??!! Do I really look like the kinda guy that would go to a twitpub???

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Demogs

Shortening of Demographics - (kind of poncey)

"Hey Bill, the Price Spencer account is here, I want an in-depth 411 on the demogs asafp"

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Geyzer

A derogatory term for a promiscuous bloke/lad whose only ability is that of ejaculating.

Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.

Richie's been a proper Geyzer since he started taking them pills. He said once he's come, he has to come again and again.....

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Sext

A portmanteau word - (noun) a sexy text

Baby, I wish I could be with you tonight. Could you make me happy before I sleep and sext me?

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recipe

noun - A solution

When George finally got to the safe, he got to work on the lock. But I looked at his face after 3 minutes of fingering the combination and could tell he didn't have the recipe.

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