TSHTS

Abbreviateion for THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP.

The request for the immediate cessation of whatever it is which is occurring, combined with a absolute sense of disbelief at the sheer idiocy of the event itself.

Beauty pageants. TSHTS.

R. TSHTS.

etc.....

TSHTS

Abbreviation for THIS SHIT HAS TO START.

The request for the immediate start of whatever it is which is being depicted, combined with an absolute sense of amazement at the sheer lunacy of the event itself.

(Something fucking unbelievable) TSHTS!

Roident

A student who become muscular to the point of looking completely stupid.

Typically, there is a suggestion that the use of steroids may be taking place due to the huge disparity between face and torso.

Jesus Christ! That kid's body does not suit his face at all. He has the face of a poindexter, but the body of Arnie.

Damn roidents!

Twitpub

A pub that twits go to.

Do you fancy calling in at the Hedgehog and Centipede tonight for a quick one after work?

Are you shitting me??!! Do I really look like the kinda guy that would go to a twitpub???

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Probwith

A shortened version of "Problem with"

I have a probwith your face

Geyzer

A derogatory term for a promiscuous bloke/lad whose only ability is that of ejaculating.

Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.

Richie's been a proper Geyzer since he started taking them pills. He said once he's come, he has to come again and again.....

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Sext

A portmanteau word - (noun) a sexy text

Baby, I wish I could be with you tonight. Could you make me happy before I sleep and sext me?

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