SOI

Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text

Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.

Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.

Brief text message conversation:

"Hey man, can you drive me to Queens?"

SOI

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Shitness

A poor quality witness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.

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TSHTS

Abbreviateion for THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP.

The request for the immediate cessation of whatever it is which is occurring, combined with a absolute sense of disbelief at the sheer idiocy of the event itself.

Beauty pageants. TSHTS.

R. TSHTS.

etc.....

TSHTS

Abbreviation for THIS SHIT HAS TO START.

The request for the immediate start of whatever it is which is being depicted, combined with an absolute sense of amazement at the sheer lunacy of the event itself.

(Something fucking unbelievable) TSHTS!

Gamification

The process of turning the world as it is experienced into a computer game.

"Work doesn't feel like work anymore Harry. It feels like they've got me jumping through hoops with these bonus points games the new line manager has introduced. But games are games right?. Bring it on!"

"Gamification is the word you're looking for Norris my dear lad"

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Geyzer

A derogatory term for a promiscuous bloke/lad whose only ability is that of ejaculating.

Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.

Richie's been a proper Geyzer since he started taking them pills. He said once he's come, he has to come again and again.....

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Sext

A portmanteau word - (noun) a sexy text

Baby, I wish I could be with you tonight. Could you make me happy before I sleep and sext me?

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