Camel Punch

An act performed during anal sex. Not to be confused with a 'donkey punch', which is its more civilsed cousin. Whilst relatives, they digress on an important point: whilst an experienced 'donkey punch' practionner will simply hit his girlfriend/boyfriend/sister in the back of the head, before continuing the anal as per usual (albeit with a heightened sense of pleasure), a 'camal punch' involves the continued kicking of the partner in the head after the initial strike, until the partner is, in fact, dead.

Commonly practiced by stella drinkers, Millwall supporters, and members of the Royal Family.

Cell-mate 1: what are you in for?
Practionner: Camel punch
Cell-mate 1: cool

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