Lovettable

luh-vet-tuh-buh-l
Adjective
1. Having negative credibility
2. Being the opposite of credible
3. Being expected to lack any common sense
4. Expected to fail
5. Unreliable
6. Worthless
7. Dumb
8. Holding a job that is completely useless to an organization

Noun
A psychological condition that prevents logical thought and a desire to work. Symptoms include obesity, “stage five clinger” like behaviors, and awkwardness in social situations. Constant fretting that they are losing credibility with their peers. Uncomfortable assuming responsibility for property.

Your performance this month has demonstrated that you are severely lovettable.