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A mystical character that travels the world using his skills of donkey punching on any foe he faces
donkey punch Dave Was Created during dnd Session and has become a local cult classic
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Your boy has tragically gained repetive strain injuries in both of his wrists, give him a blowy. It ainΓ’ΒΒt gay if itΓ’ΒΒs between bros.
Brojob no problem
Oooh my wrists hurt. You have to help me
Hold tight my man, I got you my brother itΓ’ΒΒs brojob time Γ’ΒΒslurpΓ’ΒΒ
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When you pre cum in your undies leaving a snail slime like mess
'OMG he's so hot he made me snail'
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The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!
Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .
Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?
Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!
Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her
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An attractive individual who with nothing but a glance can get you a little wet leaving a snail trail like stain in your undies
OMG that guy made me snail he must be a Snailer
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When a bro sticks his fist up another brosΓ’ΒΒs Ass, grabs hold of whatever he can and pulls it out giving his bro a second appendage to pleasure the multiple ladies he has undoubtedly pulled on a night outside (practice advised to reduce sensitivity).
Bro, man needs some help. Can another man give me a brolapse hold tight my man and bendover another mans got you.
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