Preston-Punk

Your average pretend nihilistic hypocritical 30 something year old punk rock guy, that surrounds himself with high school punk rock kids that help his life long quest of never growing as a person.

"Look.. A Preston-Punk coming out of McDonald's, very non-conformist.."

"Haha, you see that Preston-Punk trying to buy his groceries with his government supplied food stamps?? "

"Is that a Preston-Punk, or just a Wal-Mart patron? It's impossible to tell the difference."