Dictato

A mistake make by voice-to-text software. Like a typo, but made while dictating.

That was meant to say "I just mowed the *grass*"; Siri made a dictato.

Note: This word is G-rated.

Lazy Walrus

A sexual position typically done in the morning in which both partners are laying on their sides and one partner enters the other from behind.

We had a wild last night last night, and we were horny this morning but all we could manage was the lazy walrus.

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