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From Bzooty to Whiskeyclone (and yes, Bender, Odelay), it includes all the crazy words Beck probably uses in his songs that don't really exist but sorta do.
Bender: I could write a song, and using real words, not "odelay."
Beck's head: Odelay IS a word! Check the Becktionary!
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A $50 bill, in the same logic that benjamins are $100 bills, as Ulysses Grant appears on the $50.
Dude: Hey, got change for a Ulysses?
Cashier: Is 5 Hamiltons alright?
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(v.) To continue the life of something (whether it's a joke, a person, or something else) long after it's dead.
1. That show's been Schaivoing since Season 6.
2. My friend: Don't you think it's awful to make light of Terry Schiavo?
Me: Not at all.
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A poison, can be countered with an antidote.
A dote is not pleasant, if swallowed, induce vomiting.
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Last name Szyzlak, the owner of Moe's Tavern on the Simpsons, where many hilarious prank calls are made there by bart.
Bart: Hi, is there a Rotch there? First name Mike.
Moe (to Bart): Hold on a second.
Moe (yells to bar): Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? Wait a second...
Moe (to Bart): Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
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