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An Aussie subculture involving privilaged white boys aged 12 - 20 who dress up in various sports brands such as Nike, Adidas and Everlast. They tend to also wear hats not completely covering their hair and the brim pointed upwards. They also wear small backpacks.
They hang in groups of 3 - 20 and tend to loiter around skateparks, shopping malls and other populated places full of innocent bystanders.
They generally pick fights with people smaller or less powerful than they are thinking they are tough and can't be beaten. Most of them are tall and skinny and can't fight.
They bail at the sight of anyone bigger, stronger or darker skinned than they are and generally go home to their mummies at around sunset.
Many use pig latin but are illiterate anyway.
They also drive around at night beeping their horns at partygoers and picking fights.
Females lads are known specifically as 'lasses' and are generally ugly and fat.

Lad 1: aye brah lets fight dis cunt ova here brah
Lad 2: yeah bro
*Walks over to smallest kid in the mall*
Lad 2: Give us ya wallet ya small cunt
*Massive black guy walks into the store*
Lad 1: Fuck bro! Bigger cunts then us brah run brah!
*Goes home and eats brownies that mummy made them*

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