The one day of the week where you can be gay without it being gay
Person 1: so you sleep with men on a Tuesday?
Person 2: yep,I absolutely give the boys a railing of a Tuesday
Person 1: But you wouldn't bang them on a Wednesday?
Person 2: EWW don't be disgusting I'm not gay
Person 1:but you bang them on a Tuesday
Person 2: Yeah, because it's gay Tuesday, like I really don't see what you're not getting here