spicy eggplant toy

A dildo.

(Used in mixed company situations.)

My son found a “spicy eggplant toy” in my nightstand.

Kid

Original usage.

Originally, kid, was Derogatory for child.

Keep your dirty filthy nasty kids away from my sweet precious children .

Man: Get out of here kid!
Child: Who are you calling kid ?!

Tinder Crotch

Any venereal disease or sexually transmitted disease acquired on people who met on Tinder.

"That skank I met on Tinder gave me Tinder Crotch."

bully nag

A person who is both a bullyand nags incessantly. Usually someone's Mother.

Mother: ( while twisting sons arm) "Are you going to clean your room now. I'll break your

f%*#ken arm, I swear to god, I'll break it if you don't clean that pig pen of a room"

Son: "Your just a bully nag. I'm calling child serveses "