Good morning and God bless

A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.

“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”

“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”

“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”

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Xa

When one person likes to cheat at scrabble and puts down a nonsensical word that looks like it may be real so they can get a bunch of points, but it's complete bullshit.

pronounced, za

"Drew, that word is fake!"
"I know, I pulled a Xa

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