Jealattered

The feeling that occurs when you independently have an amazing idea or inspiration and you assume it is completely original, but later on you discover that someone else, usually a great thinker or artist, discovered it before you. You are jealous at their having been able to receive fame and notoriety for it, but at the same time you are flattered that you could have the same thoughts as a famous individual.

"Joey, I have this amazing idea!"

"Yeah Frank? What is it?"

"That I should write a book about a man who wakes up and one day discovers that his body has changed from that of a man to a disgusting creature, such as a cockroach!"

"Dude, Franz Kafka already wrote a book like that."

"Damn it, oh well...I guess I'm jealattered."

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nimcock

To sleep with your girlfriend when your parents and sibilings have left for the day and your relationship is obnoxious to everyone else. Used in reference to others, never in the 1st person.

After we leave your house in Urbana, your brother is probably going to start nimcocking again.

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constirrhea

A combination of constipation and diarrhea, often experienced when having Crohn's Disease

I have to shit all the time but nothing comes out, must be constirrhea!

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Pitchapalooza

An event where a group of aspiring writers pitch their ideas to a group of experts, who then pick apart their ideas, much like on American Idol. Often there is a winner declared and it is usually held in a bookstore.

I think I'm going to share my idea for a kosher maternity cookbook at the Pitchapalooza this weekend.